Would You DARE To Stay In American Horror Story’s Murder House?
22 February 2016, 14:02 | Updated: 6 November 2017, 10:31
Bible? Check! Holy water? Check! One way flight to LA and a confirmation email from Airbnb? CHECK!
Grab your bible and stock up on that Holy Water because we're off to the Murder House, kiddies!
You know Airbnb? That company that offers paupers a chance to live the high life in a rented property that they'll only ever see again in their dreams? Yeah, that's the one... they just did a thing. That creepy-ass house that featured as the centre point of American Horror Story Season 1 is currently available* to rent and we are SCREAMING.
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As reported by Variety, the house can accommodate over 16 people, with 9 bedrooms and 4.5 bathrooms and costs just over £1000 per night. So basically, for anyone who has ever wanted to hook up with a dead teenager in a black rubber suit, that's basically a bargain.
Apparently the house also has "real life history" and has been used in other shows such as The X Files, Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Dexter but deep down, we all know its one true identity. All we're saying is, watch out for that creepy devil wallpaper hiding behind the tasteful facades and stay the f--- away from the basement.
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Variety also reported that there has been many positive reviews of the infamous property which sound totally fake but ok:
"The house was fantastic: Full of history and carrying her scars and scratches from a long and eventful life with pride. Beds, blankets and linens were top class, kitchen well equipped and our party of five made good use of it, both for relaxation and as an alternative meeting place with colleagues from Hollywood. If you are looking for something soulful, and do not expect everything to be brand new and shiny, this place is it."
RELAXATION?! OOOOK THEN! No word as to whether the rental comes with a complimentary age-defying Maid or... *shudders* Thaddeus. Now then, how do we go about renting out the Coven for the summer?!
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*The listing is actually no longer available but it was fun planning our imaginary death wish for a second there. Constance Langdon doing the devil's work again no doubt.
