Kim Kardashian's "Maybe If You Had A Business" rant is now a meme and it's hilarious
14 August 2018, 15:07 | Updated: 26 January 2022, 19:35
"MAYBE IF YOU HAD A BUSINESS..."
Who would have thought it? Kim Kardashian, a gift to memes. It's a been a strong year for Kim K memes, actually. First we had 'Buff Kim K', then we had the 'Yeezy Underwear' meme and now, we've been blessed by the 'Businesswoman Kim' meme.
What is the Businesswoman Kim meme and where does it come from, we hear you cry? Well, in a clip from the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians season 15, Kim launches herself at Kourtney after an argument over the schedule for 2017's family Christmas card photo shoot.
After Kourtney calls out Kim out for organising the shoot around her, Kim screams at her saying "maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you don't."
Here's the original clip in full below:
Damn Kimberly had ENOUGH of Kourtney’s shit 😩 pic.twitter.com/DX0eeGL7DI
— Kim Kardashian Army (@KimKLegion) August 1, 2018
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The clip itself has been turned into a meme, with people overlaying iconic rants on top of the video but it has now evolved and people are using Businesswoman Kim's™ iconic line to shame other people into not having the right business acumen to make it in this world. And it's getting pretty savage out there.
maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you DON’T pic.twitter.com/rb7FpMfbxI
— iana (@yorgosIanthimos) August 13, 2018
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I have been GRINDING in Purble Place since I was SEVEN years old and you think that YOU are better than me? I don't THINK so.
maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you DON’T pic.twitter.com/IHK9UouOwB
— ً (@iamnotasfine) August 11, 2018
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Honestly, just get out of my store and leave me and my business alone.
“maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you DON’T” pic.twitter.com/UpPMBgL48X
— Girl Posts 💅🏻 (@JustAGirIThing) August 14, 2018
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I managed to run a lucrative farm for an entire year so don't even TRY and tell me I don't have what it takes to make it onto a Forbes list.
maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you DON’T pic.twitter.com/B6WJtqm6oJ
— ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ (@greenIight) August 12, 2018
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Raise your hand if you learnt everything you need to know about business from the Club Penguin Pizzeria.
me when i held the clerk position at the club penguin pizza parlor and other penguins came up asking for it pic.twitter.com/Ks7P1SyGOo
— amaury (@acidhunk) August 5, 2018
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Don't even act like you know what I'm taking about...
maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you DON’T pic.twitter.com/lQZ0Kfk0Pz
— 𝓅𝑜𝓅𝓅𝓎 (@poppylovesharry) August 8, 2018
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The Winklevoss twins who?
maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you DON’T pic.twitter.com/qVbOV8rwnV
— luna 🌙 (@starkstruckss) August 10, 2018
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There's always money in the banana stand.
maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you DON’T pic.twitter.com/g29hvMg7CO
— sierra (@jasonsudeikiss) August 11, 2018
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DID YOU TURN STARK INDUSTRIES IN A BILLION DOLLAR OPERATION STEVE, YES OR NO?
tony: i'm trying to keep you from tearing the avengers apart
— leondra (@tonynebula) August 9, 2018
steve: you did that when you signed
tony: MAYBE IF YOU HAD A FUCKING BUSINESS THAT YOU WERE PASSIONATE ABOUT THEN YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO RUN A FUCKING BUSINESS BUT YOU DON’T
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Asgard ain't gonna run itself, is it?
Loki: well, I've been rather busy myself.
— Joanne (@hiddlestomas) August 12, 2018
Thor: watching theatre?
Loki:
Loki: maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run fuckin business but you don't pic.twitter.com/2b0WOF2Dje
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Honestly, f*ck Harry and Ron for shading Hermione's passion about S.P.E.W. F*ck them.
harry and ron: lol whats this s.p.e.w thing lmao
— alice (@grangershug) August 11, 2018
hermione: maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you DON’T
